Specter Comment
Senator Arlen Specter says his switch to the Democratic party should be a "wake up call" to the GOP. Republicans agree... next time they'll recruit something more reliable, like swine flu.



Chrysler Shut Down
All of Chrysler's plants will shut down today. For the company this means no profits, for dealers this means no new cars, and for the UAW this means no difference.



Bank Stress Tests
The government is about to release the results of its "stress tests" on the 19 biggest U.S. banks. It turns out the executives of each bank started to cry when investigators talked about cutting bonuses.



Swine Flu Spread
The swine flu has spread to every U.S. state where there are pigs... so that idea to make Nebraska an all-Jewish state is looking pretty good right now.



Obama Date Night
President and Mrs. Obama had a "date night" Saturday. They took a walk, had dinner, but then had to run to the ATM when they found out the government credit card was over its limit.