Wednesday, April 22, 2009


Freddie Mac DOA
A top Freddie Mac executive has been found dead in his Northern Virginia home. Great, another home is about to go on the market.



Earth Day C02
Today is Earth Day. Now that carbon dioxide has been declared a pollutant, everyone in America is being asked not to exhale for the next 24 hours.


Earth Day History
Since the first Earth Day in 1970, the world's countries have increased their use of fossil fuels and other pollutants by about 1,000%. Nice work greenies.



Somali Pirate Adult Trial
A federal judge has ruled that the Somali pirate suspect being held in Manhattan is at least 18 years old. That's bad news for his criminal case, but good news for his chances of getting a full time job at Long John Silvers.



Charles' Green Book
A new environmental book by Prince Charles thrashes big coporations for developing too many natural resources. The Prince is worried that if this trend keeps up, there won't be enough elk to hunt at his 75 mansions and estates.



Flint Demolition
City leaders in Flint, Michigan want to demolish entire blocks of the city to save the better ones. In a related story, the Obama administration is looking into demolishing Michigan.

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