Social Security Red Alert
A new report shows that Social Security and Medicare will go broke much sooner than expected. America's elderly are responding by doing the only thing they can do to protect their retirement - joining the UAW.



Stealing Stamps
Police say a Michigan postal worker has admitted to stealing $20,000 worth of postage stamps and trying to sell them online. The worker will be fired for breaking the Postal Service's strict rules against turning a profit.



Priest Caught
An internationally known Catholic priest and Spanish radio personality has been caught having an inappropriate relationship with a parishoner in Miami. Senior officials at the archdiocese were distraught over news of the affair, but were relieved when they found out it was with a woman.



ATA WiFi
AirTran Airways will become the first large U.S. carrier to offer free wireless Internet on every flight nationwide. Most ATA passengers will likely use the Web to try and find their lost luggage.



Google Lawn Mowing
Instead of using landscapers, Google is looking to be environmentally friendly by bringing in a herd of goats to eat the grass at its corporate headquarters. If that doesn't get rid of the overgrown grass, most of Google's neighbors in northern california have offered to smoke it.