Manny's Cost
As a result of Manny Ramirez's suspension, the slugger will lose $8 million over the next 50 days... compared to GM, Ramirez is an amateur.



Liberty's Crown
The crown of the Statue of Liberty will reopen on July 4. New Yorkers are looking forward to climbing up to the top of the statue and resume spitting on New Jersey.



Jobless Numbers
The latest reports show that 539,000 people lost their jobs in April... but the only person without job security that the news media cares about is Miss California.



Papal Visit
Pope Benedict XVI is calling his trip to the Middle East his "pilgrimage of peace." Hamas, Hezbullah, and al Qaeda are calling the trip "target practice."