Obama Budget
President Obama will detail a new budget proposal today to save $17 billion next year... mostly by putting the guys who work at AIG on commission.



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There is still no public outrage even after the release of a second semi-nude photo of controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean. Americans are okay with it as long as no one tries to release semi-nude pictures of Perez Hilton.



GM Cash Burn
GM burned through another $10 billion in cash during the first three months on 2009. Things were going fine until March, when all the UAW retirees showed up for their Viagra refills.