Monday, May 11, 2009


Healthcare Cuts
The good news is the healthcare industry is promising to cut patient costs by $2 trillion over the next 10 years. The bad news is that the waiting period to see your doctor is now 10 years.



GM Search
General Motors has hired an expensive executive-search firm to help find replacements for its board of directors. The only people willing to take that job now are an assortment of stunt men and drug addicts.



Pope in Israel
Pope Benedict XVI has arrived in Israel and has immediately called for a Palestinian state... proving once again that Catholics will support any country that keeps out the Episcopalians.



Pakistan Refugees
The U.N. says 360,000 people have escaped from the war-torn Swat Valley region of Pakistan. They are now safely living in the poverty and corruption-torn regions of Pakistan.



Obama Notre Dame
Hundreds of protesters will demonstrate against President Obama's appearance at Notre Dame's graduation Sunday because of his support for abortion rights. They'll be joined by the thousands of demonstrators protesting against Notre Dame Head Coach Charlie Weiss's lack of a running game.



Obama at 'Zona
President Obama will attend graduation ceremonies at Arizona State, but he will not receive and honorary degree. Of course the term, "honorary degree from Arizona State" is kind of an oxymoron.

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