Roseanne Lashes Out
Actress Roseanne Barr is calling Israel a "Nazi state." This is what happens when you clear away her falafel platter before she's finished.



Comet Evidence
Scientists say they have found "strong evidence" that a comet exploded just above North America nearly 13,000 years ago, leading to the extinction of dozens of mammal species. Environmental attorneys are preparing a massive lawsuit against the comet in federal court.



Muslims Kicked Out
Even after the FBI cleared them of any wrongdoing, a Muslim family was kicked off an AirTran flight and offered tickets on another airline yesterday. Thousands of AirTran passengers are now trying to pretend they're Muslims.



Hamas Homes Destroyed
The Israeli air force bombed the homes of two top Hamas military figures, killing at least one of them. With the glut of homes on the real estate market, this is really a "win-win!"



Gitmo to Sydney?
The U.S. is asking Australia to provide new homes to some of the prisoners now at Guantanamo Bay. But it's not likely Australia will be willing to take any more of the world's rejects after housing the Bee Gees for so many years.



Easier Returns
Most retailers have loosened their return policies for holiday gifts. It's not clear if the store managers are doing that for economic reasons, or simply because they don't want to get trampled to death.