Bailout Announcement?
President Bush will make an announcement about a rescue plan for the ailing U.S. automakers at 9 a.m. today. The timing is suspect, since 9 a.m. is still about three and a half hours before anyone from the UAW bothers to show up for work.



Minnesota Mosque
The largest mosque in Minnesota is being accused of radicalizing some of its young members and convincing them to become suicide bombers overseas. Even worse, the ones who did not become terrorists usually become Vikings fans.