Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Horses Abandoned
Horse abandonment is on the rise across the U.S., as thousands of horse owners struggle with the cost of feeding the animals and cannot afford the retired horse union's lavish health care plan.

Oil Decline hits Iraq
Declining oil prices are threatening the new Iraqi government's stability. They're also hurting the terrorists, who are having a harder time finding stuff worth blowing up.

First U.S. Face Transplant
Surgeons at the Cleveland Clinic says they've performed the first face transplant in U.S. history. But the patient insists that when she came to the hospital asking for a change, she just wanted to get out of Cleveland.

New Citi Unit
Citigroup is forming a new unit to provide advice to corporate and private investors. The unit's top investment advice will be: Don't invest in Citigroup!"

China Fights Pirates
China may use its navy to fight the rising number of Somali pirates on the high seas. The mission will be to find the pirates, capture the pirates, and then train the pirates to help the Chinese illegally copy "Batman" DVD's.


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