Thursday, July 03, 2008

NEWSDAY ALERT!! I'm back in today's "Punchlines" column in Newsday and! Here's the link: Newsday

Unemployment Report
The U.S. economy lost 62,000 jobs in June... and those were just the people fired from the McCain campaign.

Hostages Free
Three Americans held hostage for five years in Colombia woke up in the U.S. this morning as free men... then they saw the gas prices and quickly headed back to Colombia.

GM Freefall
GM shares are now selling for less than $10 apiece. GM executives are snapping into action by demanding that their stock options be replaced with free gas.


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