Nader on Obama
Ralph Nader says Barack Obama is doing well in the polls because he's mining "white guilt." That's opposed to Nader, who has only been mining white nausea for 20 years.




Cheap Air Fare
Spirit Airlines is announcing a $69 roundtrip fare from New York to Bogota, Colombia... but for those passengers unwilling to smuggle cocaine, the fare is $369.



Iran Threat?
Iran says it will launch a nuclear attack against the West if its nuclear sites are attacked. But it's not clear if that statement was meant to deter or encourage an attack against Iran.



Credit Card Case
Mastercard has agreed to pay American Express $1.8 billion to settle an antitrust case. Mastercard is using Mastercard to make the payment, so it won't have this totally paid off until the year 2150.

Mastercard has agreed to pay American Express $1.8 billion to settle an antitrust case. Ironically, Mastercard was forced to make the payment in cash since American Express does not take Mastercard, Visa or American Express.




Parker Stuffs
WNBA rookie Candace Parker shocked the fans again when she dunked for the second consecutive game last night. NBA fans were similarly shocked when Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony showed up on time for his DUI hearing.



Naked Cowboy Suit
A New York court has ruled that the Times Square guitarist known as the "Naked Cowboy" can proceed with his trademark infringement lawsuit against M&M's. But there's no word yet on whether Haines, Jockey and Fruit of the Loom can sue the Naked Cowboy for defamation.




Help Hillary
Barack Obama is asking his top contributors to help Hillary Clinton pay her campaign debts. This is in addition to the Clinton campaign's request asking that Obama lend Hillary a clue.


Barack Obama is asking his top contributors to help Hillary Clinton pay her campaign debts. Well, at least it's a step up from donating to help the Clintons pay their criminal defense bills.