Saudi Announcement
Saudi Arabia plans to increase its oil production by 200,000 barrels a day... which should be just enough to power the factories now working overtime to produce $5 price signs for filling stations across the country.



Russert Honored
NBC honored Tim Russert by having an empty chair on the set of "Meet the Press" Sunday... similar to past shows when Russert has interviewed Barack Obama's empty suit.



Iowa Floods
Much of Iowa remains under water as flooding continues in several cities. I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do to the other states that voted for Barack Obama?



Bank Robbery Spike
Bank robberies are way up in America this year, but police are making a lot more arrests since no one can afford to gas up their getaway car.



Tough Choice?
Last night's Tony Awards broadcast was on the air at the same time as Game 5 of the NBA Finals; presenting an agonizing choice for the two men in America actually interested in both.



Hydrogen Honda
Honda's new hydrogen fuel cell car, the FCX Clarity is now being produced. The vehicle can get up to 500 miles per tank, but unfortunately the two hydrogen fuel filling stations in America are 600 miles apart.