Ed Goes Public
Ed McMahon went on "Larry King Live" last night to discuss his financial problems. He blamed his home foreclosue on health problems, legal issues, and the $15 million annual maintenance on his wife's boob job.



Evander Broke
Evander Holyfield's home is now under foreclosure. He plans to work it out with the bank by beating up Ed McMahon.



Unemployment Spike
The U.S. unemployment rate soared to 5.5% as Hillary Clinton was finally able to lay off the 15,000 people she hired to keep an eye on Bill during the campaign.



Obama-Hillary Meeting
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton met in Washington last night. They fought over suporter lists and fundraising staff, but neither wanted custody of Bill.