Carlin Dies
Irreverant comedian George Carlin has died at age 71. He is currently doing a set in Heaven convincing God that He doesn't really exist.



Mugabe in the Clear
The opposition has pulled out of the run-off election against Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe... stunning the Mugabe campaign that had made the generous offer to conduct 10-15 town hall executions.



Anna's Drawers
Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead paid nearly $3,000 for some of Smith's lingerie at a Las Vegas auction. It was a surprising development, since Birkhead often spends much more for the lingerie he usually wears.


Anna's Drawers II
Anna Nicole Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead paid nearly $3,000 for some of Smith's lingerie at a Las Vegas auction. Of course the items went for so much because they included expensive custom made implant explosion guards in each bra.



McCain's promise
In the midst of the oil crisis, John McCain says his administration would offer a $300 million prize for development of a more powerful battery that would not only power hybrid vehicles, but also somehow be able to keep him alive for another eight years.




Iraq Success
Bomb attacks and fatalities in Iraq are down by almost 90% over the last year... with these gas prices, it costs too much to drive to the target.



No Band Tours
Dozens of up-and-coming indie rock bands will have to cancel their summer tours because of gas prices... and you thought $4 gas was a bad thing.