Thursday, March 27, 2008

McCain and Dems
New polls show John McCain has surprisingly strong appeal among registered Democrats. He also is the most popular candidate among voters who are sane.

Tax Plans
The presidential candidates are all making new tax policy proposals to boost the economy. John McCain wants to keep the Bush tax cuts, Barack Obama wants to raise taxes on the rich, and Hillary Clinton just wants everyone to lie on the tax returns.

Obama Speech
During Barack Obama's speech about the economy today he said, "the American economy does not stand still, and neither should the rules that govern it"... to which Wall Street responded: "Wait, there are rules?"

March Madness Resumes
The NCAA Men's basketball tournament resumes today... it's a huge relief for all the players who have worked very hard the last four days trying to look like they were going to class.

Korea Expulsions
North Korea is expeling all South Korean officials from its territory... in hopes they come back in a few days and bring food.


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