Mayor Charged
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has been indicted on felony charges... which is too bad, since he was the last person in Detroit who still had a job.



JPMorgan Sweetens the Deal
JPMorgan Chase is upping its offer for Bear Stearns from $2 per share to $10 per share. The sweetened offer was made to win over Bear Stearns shareholders and allow JPMorgan traders to get into Bear's March Madness office pool.




Johansson Jewish
In an interview on Israeli TV, Scarlett Johansson said she considers herself Jewish... which instantly made her unattractive to every Jewish male executive in Holllywood.


Johansson Jewish II
In an interview on Israeli TV, Scarlett Johansson said she considers herself Jewish... something she may have just said to get Woody Allen to stop hitting on her.




BBC Apology
The BBC is apologizing for major inaccuracies in two recent about Israel. But to save time from now own, the BBC will only apologize when it airs reports with accuracies about Israel.