China Angry
China is strongly protesting the U.S. military's mistaken delivery of nuclear missile fuses to Taiwan. If America can't keep track of its secret bomb parts, how is China going to able to find and steal them?




McCain Drafts Europe
John McCain is calling on Europe to share more of the world defense burden. Europe is willing to do the job as long as it gets six daily cigarette breaks and 12 weeks vacation.


McCain's Agenda
McCain devoted most of his speech today to what he called "the transcendent challenge of our time: The threat of radical Islamic terrorism." The news media responded by asking him if he prefers boxers or briefs and whether or not he drives a Prius.



American Flights Grounded
American Airlines says it voluntarily canceled nearly 10% of its flights today do make safety checks. That's opposed to United Airlines, which involuntarily canceled 20% of its flights today because a ticket counter agent called in sick.



Mental Capacity Case
The Indiana Solicitor General is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to bar mentally confused and incoherent defendants from representing themselves. of course, the only brain damaged people that should be allowed in court are the lawyers.