Thursday, February 14, 2008

Economic Hearings
A Senate committee is holding hearings today on the best way to make the economy bigger and stronger. The first witness will be Brian McNamee.

Airbus Casinos?
Airbus may convert some of its giant A380 jumbo jets into flying casinos. Now you can lose your shirt even if they don’t misplace your bags.

Guns in Space
The astronauts aboard the International Space Station each have access to a gun… because when you run out of Tang, it’s every man for himself.

Trade Deficit Shrinks
The U.S. trade deficit surprisingly shrank last year… mostly because Americans no longer have homes to put those flat-screen TV’s.


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