Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Terrorist Toast
The Hezbollah terrorist who plotted the 1983 U.S. Marine barracks bombing, the 1985 TWA hijacking, and the 1992 bombing of the Israel embassy in Argentina has died after his car exploded last night in Syria. Well, that's what happens when you take your work home with you.

NAHB Boycott
The National Association of Home Builders is withholding campaign contributions this year to protest what they say is a lack of action from Congress and the president to stabilize the housing mess... oh, and they're also doing it because they don't have any more money.

Dog Show Winner
Uno the Beagle won the coveted "Best in Show" prize at the Westminster Dog Show in New York last night. The inevitable steroid investigation will begin tomorrow.

Clemens Hearing
Roger Clemens will actually be sitting next to his accuser, trainer Brian McNamee, during today's Congressional hearings on steroids. It will make things uncomfortable, but at least Clemens can ask him for a few shots during some of the tougher questioning.

Obama Sweep
Barack Obama trounced Hillary Clinton in the DC, Maryland, and Virginia primaries. Obama won big among blacks, white men, and everyone in those areas who really don't want the Clintons moving back to their neighborhood.

Foreign Investment
Foreign investors bought a record $414 billion of U.S. assets in 2007. That's $14 billion in stocks and $400 billion worth of crap on eBay.


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