Hillary Shakeup
Hillary Clinton has replaced campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle with Maggie Williams. She actually got the idea from Bill who told her that replacing one woman for another always makes him feel better.



Mum on China
British athletes selected for this year's Olympic Games in Beijing are being asked to sign a contract forbidding them from criticizing China's human rights record. It's very much like the contract every member of the British Parliament signs after they get elected.



Writers Strike Over
The Writers Strike is finally over. Thank goodness, I haven't seen any good jokes since Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race.


Yahoo! Says No
Yahoo! is rejecting Microsoft's $44.6 billion takeover bid. It's not that the money wasn't good, it's just that the official offer kept getting blocked by Yahoo's spam filter.