Friday, December 28, 2007

Pakistan Chaos
Pakistan is thrust into chaos in the wake of Benazir Bhutto's assassination. We don't see this kind of mayhem in America, except when someone tries to cut the returned gifts line at the mall.

Officials at the U.S. State Department are trying to bring calm to Pakistan... but so far all they can offer is the Patriots-Giants game on free TV.

Priests Fight on Christmas
Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attacked each other inside the Church of the Nativity during regular holiday cleaning on Thursday. In the true Christmas spirit, they were simply fighting over who got the last Wii.

Hello Kitty for Boys
"Hello Kitty" is now marketing its clothing to boys. This is because Hello Kitty's parent company also has a huge investment in bandages and painkillers for boys who get badly hurt in schoolyard beatings.


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