Friday, December 14, 2007

Clemens Denial
Roger Clemens is strongly denying he ever used steroids. He insists he's aggressive and angry all the time not because he's on drugs, but simply because he's an asshole.

Gore Remodels Home
Responding to accusations that he was an environmental hypocrite, Al Gore is making changes to his huge Tennesse home. He's installing solar panels, a rainwater-collection system, and from now on all the crap he says will be used to fertilize the front lawn.


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