Friday, December 07, 2007

Bush Wrong Number
President Bush accidentally gave out the wrong phone number for the subprime mortgage helpline yesterday and instead announced a number that was actually for a Christian school in Texas. Unfortunately, most callers found out Jesus doesn't want to give them a loan either.

Flowers for Hillary?
Bill Clinton's former mistress Gennifer Flowers says she's considering voting for Hillary Clinton for president. Hillary says she'll take that under advisement when she sends Flowers to Gitmo.


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