Peace Talks
Even though a peace agreement is a long way away, Israeli and Palestinian leaders did come to terms on a number of issues in Annapolis today. They've agreed on a special statement on the peace conference's goals, timetables for further talks, and the fact that A-Rod is overpaid.




Player Dies
Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor has died a day after he was shot and wounded in his Miami home. Police say the intruders became violent when they found out Taylor couldn't get the NFL Network either.

This is what happens when NFL players don't use their spare time to do things more constructive... like dog fighting.



Cheney's Heart
Doctors had to use a powerful electrical shock to correct Vice President Dick Cheney's irregular heartbeat yesterday. But the doctors got an even bigger shock when they found that Cheney actually had a heart.


Cheney's Heart II
Doctors had to use electric shock to correct Vice President Dick Cheney's irregular heartbeat yesterday. Well, at least now he knows what it's like to be at Gitmo.



Teacher in Trouble
A British schoolteacher is in jail in Sudan and could face 40 lashes and six months in prison after letting her students name a teddy bear "Mohammed." Although it's not clear whether she's being punished for insulting the name of the prophet or giving the kids a toy that doesn't explode.

Her lawyer says the teacher "would never have done anything deliberately to insult the Muslim faith"... you know, other than being born a woman.