Whoopi Backs Vick
Whoopi Goldberg started her stint on ABC's "The View" by defending Michael Vick. Well that makes sense, dog fighting is what "The View is all about.



Fossett Missing
The search is on for billionaire aviatior Steve Fossett after his small plane went missing in western Nevada. It's not sure who's more nervous right now, his family or the company that gave him flight insurance.



Lewis Under Fire
Jerry Lewis is under fire for using the word "faggot" during his annual telethon this Labor Day Weekend. Gay rights groups would protest, but none of them wants to admit they watched the telethon.


Michigan Primary
Both the Democratic and Republican parties have indicated they will impose sanctions on Michigan for holding an early primary. But really, isn't having all the presidential candidates coming to your state at one time punishment enough?

Michigan Primary II
Both the Democratic and Republican parties have indicated they will impose sanctions on Michigan for holding an early primary. And that punishment will be forcing every person in the state to watch reruns of Appalachian State's win over the University of Michigan last Saturday.



Thompson Stays Out
Republican Presidential candidate Fred Thompson will not participate in this week's GOP debate in New Hampshire, but he will run an ad during the broadcast. Thompson is also planning on hitchiking on Rudy Giuliani's campaign bus and mooching Mitt Romney's WiFi connection.


Thompson Stays Out II
Republican Presidential candidate Fred Thompson will not participate in this week's GOP debate in New Hampshire to be telecast on FOX News. That's good news for FOX, which didn't want viewers to think it was just another God damned rerun on "Law and Order."