H.S. Musical 2
Disney's "High School Musical 2" is setting major viewing records across the country. Mostly because it's the first thing in years marketed to children that's not made with poisonous Chinese raw materials.


Vatican Airline
The Vatican is launching its own airline later this month. Each jet will feature special decorations, separate seating for clergy, and a confessional where the pilots can safely admit they're drunk.

Vatican Airline II
The Vatican is launching its own airline later this month. Fares will be low, but parents with children are required to sign a promise not to sue the Church before boarding.



Dean to hit Cancun
Hurricane Dean is taking direct aim at the Mexican resort town of Cancun. As a result, the two-for-one deal on Coronas at Carlos and Charlie's has been extended through Thursday.



Bears Eat Drunk Guy
A 23-year old man was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival. Next year they will no longer serve the honey wheat blend.



Delorean Comeback?
A Texas business is looking to start manufacturing the Delorean again. Each new model will come with exciting standard amenities, like a secret cocaine compartment.



Helmsley Dies
Leona Helmsley has died at age 87. She's finally going somewhere where the IRS can't find her.