Rove Resigns
In his farewell comments, an emotional Karl Rove characterized his tenure in the White House as a "witness to history"... a witness who takes the fifth.




China Manufacturer Suicide
The head of a Chinese manufacturing company accused of shipping hundreds of thousands of lead-tainted toys later recalled in the United States has committed suicide... but it's also possible he simply didn't read the directions before playing with a new "Kill Me Elmo" toy on the factory floor.




Hillary Clinton says she's ready to introduce legislation to help strapped homeowners with sub-prime mortgage. She's going to make sure they get their homes paid for just like she and Bill did: get a campaign donor to do it for them.



Merv's Legacy
Merv Griffin is being remembered as the man behind several American innovations, including "Jeopardy!", "Wheel of Fortune," and gay sexual harassment.



Christian Frat
The University of Florida is banning an all-male Christian-only fraternity. And that's a good thing, since so many college guys are just dying to join a frat where no one ever drinks or gets lucky on a date.


Christian Frat II
The University of Florida is banning an all-male Christian-only fraternity. Of course, there already are plenty of all-male Christian-only fraternities in America... they're called "monasteries."



Endeavor Spacewalk
Endeavor astronauts Richard Mastracchio and Dave Williams performed an unplanned space walk this morning... unfortunately, neither of them was sober enough to walk in a straight line.