FOX Biz/WSJ
Now that Rupert Murdoch's deal to buy the Wall Street Journal is complete, the new FOX Business Network will get a major boost. But to make the Journal reporters more comfortable, the network will have to broadcast only in black and white.


Foreign Beats Domestic
Toyota is close to beating the American automakers in domestic sales for the first time. GM believes the best way to respond is to make a bigger Hummer.


Home Sales Spark
Home sales showed a surprising jump in June, as Americans realized that finding their own quiet place to live was the best way to stay safe from Lindsay Lohan.



Vick Comment
A Pittsburgh newspaper reporter has apologized for reportedly saying that alleged dog-fighter Michael Vick would be in less trouble if he had "raped a woman." Actually what he said was that Vick should have just "screwed those bitches."



Whoopi on the View
Whoopi Goldberg has joined the cast of "The View"... or is that just the part of Star Jones that was cut off in the gastric bypass? It's not clear.



Rumsfeld Denial
Donald Rumsfeld has denied any role in the coverup surrounding former NFL-turned-Army Ranger Pat Tillman's death. But Rumsfeld does admit to covering up Michael Vick's Iraqi dog fighting operation.



Endeavor Maintenance
With a launch countdown looming, NASA is scrambling to fix some problems aboard space shuttle Endeavour. Most of the work is cleaning up empty beer cans and puke stains.