Bush Colonoscopy
President Bush is in excellent condition after undergoing a colonoscopy Saturday. Doctors says doing a colonoscopy on President Bush is kind of like listening to what he has to say in a press conference.

Bush Colonoscopy II
Doctors removed seven small polyps from President Bush's colon, and said that "none appeared worrisome"... but despite that analysis from experts in the field, Senate Democrats are demanding that the President surrender his colon by September.


NBA Ref Accused
An NBA referee is under investigation for betting on basketball games, including ones he officiated. The scandal is potentially devastating to the reputation of the NBA, which has prided itself on being a league of deadbeat dads.

NBA Ref Accused II
An NBA referee is under investigation for betting on basketball games, including ones he officiated. But no matter how many games may have been fixed, the Knicks still completely suck.



"24" Goes Green
The producers of the hit show "24" have announced the production will be more environmentally friendly in the future... which means Jack Bauer will be only be blowing up oil companies from now on.