Vitter Embarrassed
U.S. Senator David Vitter is expressing severe embarrassment after telephone records linked him to a notorious D.C. madam. The only whores members of Congress are supposed to be linked to are lobbyists.

Vitter Embarrassed II
Senator David Vitter is a close ally of Rudy Giuliani and his connection to a D.C. madam may hurt Giuliani's presidential campaign... or help it; when it comes to big campaign donors, having access to top-notch hookers isn't exactly a bad thing.



Ford Hybrids
Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally says he expects to see the company sell plug-in hybrids in five to 10 years... which should be about three to four years after Ford goes out of business.



Mosque Leader Killed
Abdul Rashid Ghazi, the leader of the week-long Red Mosque siege in Islamabad, has been killed. Ghazi was an outspoken critic of Pervez Musharraf, George Bush, and dentists.

Leader's Brother
Ghazi's brother, Maulana Abdul Aziz, was captured while trying to slip out of the Red Mosque disguised in a burqa. It's not clear if he was trying to elude the authorities or just get lucky.


Bush On the War
President Bush was in Cleveland Tuesday, to discuss his strategy to eventually pull out of Iraq. Meanwhile, his staff was busy working on a strategy to immediately pull out of Cleveland.


Jury Duty Excuse
A Cape Cod man has claimed he is homophobic and a habitual liar to avoid performing jury duty. Unfortunately, that excuse only works if you're trying to get off the cast of "Grey's Anatomy."