Live Earth
Al Gore is declaring that the Live Earth concerts he organized were a rousing success. Too bad most of the money raised had to be used to bail out his son.

Live Earth II
Hundreds of thousands of people attended different Live Earth concerts and events across the globe. Some were there to hear great music, some came to support the environment, but most came to share drugs with Al Gore III.


Federer's Fifth
Tennis star Roger Federer won his 5th straight Wimbeldon title Sunday... and it will take him another five titles before anyone in America gives a damn.


Prisoner Release
The Israeli Cabinet has approved the release of 250 Palestinian prisoners... making this summer's professional terrorist league draft the most productive of all time.

Prisoner Release II
The Israeli Cabinet has approved the release of 250 Palestinian prisoners...at last giving these freedom-loving men their long-awaited chance to blow themselves up.



Chinese Floods
Floods and landslides have killed at least 94 people and left 25 missing in southwest China's Sichuan province... but it's not clear if the victims died from the flooding or if they just ate some Chinese food exports.



SoCal Bus Strike
Bus drivers in the Los Angeles suburb of Orange County are on strike for the second straight day. They plan to strike for several weeks, or until someone notices there are no buses running in Orange County, whichever comes first.