Vick Pleads
Despite having what most experts believe is a very weak defense, Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick has pleaded not guilty to dog fighting charges. It's the same wisdom Vick uses on the field when he routinely goes up against 380-pound defensive linemen without a blocker.


Market Falls
The Dow Jones plunged 311 points Thursday as mortgage fears hit hundreds of thousands of Americans who have only been using their homes for dog fighting.



Shuttle Astronauts Drunk?
A new report claims astronauts have been flying shuttle missions while drunk... well, it's not like there are any traffic cops up there.

Shuttle Astronauts Drunk? II
A new report claims astronauts have been flying shuttle missions while drunk on several occasions... so I guess all this time, Lindsay Lohan has just been trying to get into NASA!

Shuttle Astronauts Drunk? III
A new report claims astronauts have been flying shuttle missions while drunk... well you HAVE to be drunk to want to go up in one of those things!


Raul Fills In
Fidel Castro's brother Raul led Cuba's Revolution Day celebrations Thursday. Fidel is too busy trying to get Michael Moore to find him a room in a decent American hospital.