Rove Aftermath
Experts say Karl Rove's resignation is basically the end of the Bush presidency... which is ridiculous, but it is the end of the Rove presidency.


Imus Settles
Don Imus has settled his lawsuit against CBS. The network couldn't honestly claim he was an embarrassment to the company when it still puts Katie Couric on the air every night.



Hawaii Quake
Already bracing for a hurricane, Hawaii was hit by a large earthquake this morning... but it still looks better than New Jersey.



Rizzuto Dead
Former Yankee shortstop-turned-announcer Phil Rizzuto has died at the age of 89. He hasn't even been dead for 24 hours, but he's already told Saint Peter 15 stories about cannoli that didn't go anywhere.

Rizzuto Dead II
Former Yankee shortstop-turned-announcer Phil Rizzuto has died at the age of 89... leaving Ralph Kiner as the nation's only living, 100% incoherent baseball announcer.



Vick Case
Some of Michael Vick's friends are changing their pleas and will testify against the NFL star in his dog fighting case. Looks like it's not just offensive linemen who can't block for him.