Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Top 5 Shocking Revelations in Alan Greenspan's New Book

5) From the days of Gerald Ford all the way to George W. Bush, he never washed his hands when using the White House bathroom.

4) "Irrational Exuberance" is actually a phrase his wife coined the last time he used Viagra.

3) Basically, he created the housing bubble because he's hot for that chick on "Extreme Makeover Home Edition."

2) He actually doesn't know the difference between a stock and a bond.

1) Usually consulted Tony Soprano before making any interest rate decisions.

Student Tasered
A University of Florida student was Tasered and arrested at a speech given by U.S. Senator John Kerry... meaning he was a lot luckier than everyone else who stayed to hear the rest of Kerry's speech.

Don't Know Much...
A new study shows that less than half of college seniors knew that Yorktown was the battle that ended the American Revolution or that NATO was formed to resist Soviet expansion. That's because colleges are much too busy teaching students more important things like how all white men are evil and why they should boycott Coke.

Food Prices
Pasta, bread and even Twinkies cost more as bad weather is creating higher wheat prices across the board. Great, now even God is making me go on the Atkins diet.

Court Decision
Experts say the European court's decision to reject Microsoft's anti-trust appeal bodes ill for other American companies that import controversial items into Europe like software, food, and deodorant.


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