Made in China
I went to the toy store to buy something for my kid yesterday. When I was checking out, the cashier asked me if I wanted regular or unleaded.




Madonna in Israel
Pop singer Madonna met with Israeli President Shimon Peres in Israel this weekend. Within 15 minutes, Peres had already given her the West Bank and the Golan Heights.




Protesters Pinched
190 anti-war protesters were arrested in Washington Saturday. Apparently they think the best way to stop the war in Iraq is by punching out police officers.



UAW and GM
Labor talks have resumed between GM and the UAW. The auto workers want to keep their health care benefits, which is silly because you don't need health care insurance when your job is being moved to China.




Arctic Ice Melting
Satellite photos show that Arctic ice has shrunk to the lowest level on record. Scientists aren't sure if this rise in temperatures is due to erosion of the ozone layer or the death of Leona Helmsley.