Pro Football Kicks Off
The NFL season kicked off today... it was like watching six straight hours of "America's Most Wanted."



Working Dads
A new survey shows that 48% of dads are sad about missing a significant event in their child's life due to work, travel, or Monday Night Football.



Osama Tape
In a new videotape, Osama bin Laden urges his followers to take greater advantage of the 9/11 anniversary... but to really do that right, they'd have to join the Giuliani campaign.



Sex Offenders Ordered Out
More than 2,700 recently paroled sex offenders in California have been told they have to move because they are violating a new law that bars them from living near schools and parks. Oh great, just what the California real estate market needed: more homes on the market.



Country Vixen
Country star Sara Evans' husband is asking the singer in a court filing to admit she was romantically involved with nearly a dozen other people during their marriage. Evans' lawyers are responding by reminding everyone that country music songs don't write themselves.