Wednesday, September 19, 2007

O.J. Charges
O.J. Simpson has now been charged with 11 felonies, including kidnapping, robbery, and resurrecting Court TV.

The judge has set bail for O.J. Simpson at $125,000... and so, O.J. Simpson's soiled prison outfit is now on sale for $125,000 on

Lebanon Assassination
Another anti-Syrian politician in Lebanon has been killed in another mysterious car bombing, casting a dark cloud over that Lebanon's fragile democracy, not to mention the whole Beirut real estate market.

Jackson vs. Obama
Jesse Jackson is blasting Senator Barack Obama for "pretending to be white," while Obama is blasting Jackson for pretending that anyone gives a damn what he says anymore.

College Aid Bill
Democratic leaders have formally signed a $20 billion college aid bill that will boost federal grants for low-income students, lower interest rates for student loans, and give colleges and universities yet another excuse to raise tuition next year.


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