Ninja Burglar
The so-called "ninja burglar" has broken into dozens of homes in Staten Island, shocking NYPD officers who didn't know there was anything on Staten Island worth stealing.



Stadium Name
Two Cubs fans in Chicago have named their newborn son "Wrigley." The child will need to be monitored for inevitable choking problems every October.



Space Germs
A new study shows that germs taken into space come back to Earth stronger and deadlier... mostly because they put on adult diapers and start stalking their human subjects.




Supreme Court on Lethal Injection
The Supreme Court will hear a challenge from two inmates on death row in Kentucky who claim lethal injection amounts to cruel and unusual punishment. The justices will have to decide whether being executed in Kentucky is more cruel than living in Kentucky.



Genius Grants
The MacArthur foundation has named the recipients of its annual "genius" grants. Every winner gets $500,000 to help continue their work, publish their findings, and finally get a date.