FedEx Profits
FedEx says the current mortgage crisis is hurting company profits... I guess because too many people are choosing to live in their boxes rather than sending stuff in them.



Subway Cell Phones
Some telecom providers are getting ready to offer cell phone service on the New York City subway. The ad campaign will be: "Can you smell me now?"



Newt's Pledge
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich says he might run for president if supporters will pledge $30 million by November. And if he doesn't run for president, he'll still send every donor a free mug and tote bag.



Jena Protest
Thousands of chanting demonstrators filled the streets of Jena, Louisiana today in support of six black teenagers charged with beating a white classmate. But this is just a rehearsal for when O.J. Simpson is formally charged next week.



Star Wars Slur
Hillary Clinton is calling Vice President Dick Cheney, "Darth Vader." She should know after all the years she's been married to Jabba the Hut.