Ahmadinejad Speech
Before allowing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak, Columbia University President Lee Bollinger cited all of the things the Iranian government does that Columbia finds unacceptable, including public executions of minors, imprisonment of gays, and the failure to charge $45,000 a year for college tuition.

During his remarks, Ahmadinejad said there are no homosexuals in Iran... which must make it very hard for him to date.



UAW Strike
73,000 UAW members started walking off the job at GM today, although it's unclear whether they were on strike or if they were just taking a break to pick up their Buicks from the shop for the eighth time this month.



Steroid Raid
Federal drug officials say they've raided 56 labs in the largest illegal steroid investigation in U.S. history. The raids have already led to arrests, fines, and the cancellation of the upcoming Major League Baseball playoffs.



Trump on Bush
Donald Trump says the best thing President Bush can do for the Republican party in 2008 is to go into "hiding." Trump learned that last year when NBC asked him to do the same thing.



Tyson Charged
Mike Tyson has pleaded guilty to drug and drunk driving charges. That's in addition to his outstanding indictment for tattooing under the influence.