Mime Dies
Marcel Marceau died Saturday. In his honor, all of the world's mimes
will observe a moment of noise.



Ahmadinejad Protest
10,000 protesters are expected in New York City tomorrow as Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is scheduled to speak at the UN and Columbia University. Some demonstrators are angry over what Ahmadinejad reportedly plans to do to Israel, but most are just furious over what he's already going to do to traffic in midtown Manhattan.


Ahmadinejad promises to bring "correct and clear information" to the American people... including the fact that he's been told "Member's Only" jackets are still in style.



Tattoo Remorse
A new survey shows that 24% of Americans with tattoos regret having gotten them... while 100% of decent Americans regret having to see them.



Auto Talks
GM and the UAW are reportedly in the final stages of new contract negotiations. Apparently, the sticking point is the two sides can't agree on how many union workers are needed to make the three actual cars GM will probably sell all of next year.