Libby Juror Booted
A juror was dismissed from the Scooter Libby trial Monday after the court learned she had been exposed to information about the case over the weekend. In a very unfortunate coincidence, it turns out the juror just happened to tune into MSNBC during the 2 minutes that it wasn't covering the Anna Nicole Smith case.



"The Lost Tomb of Christ"
The Discovery Channel is set to air a documentary by "Titanic" director James Cameron that purportedly shows archaeological proof that Jesus had a son and also shows evidence that he never was resurrected. Cameron is following up this special with a film about how Moses was a pig farmer and another movie about Muhammad being gay.




Sharpton-Thurmond Link
Newly uncovered genealogical evidence shows that the Rev. Al Sharpton descended from slaves owned by the late Senator Strom Thurmond's ancestors. Historians were able to make this determination after finding pictures of a slave on the Thurmond plantation who was wearing a track suit and a pompadour.


Scorsese Finally Wins
After seven snubs, Martin Scorsese finally won the best picture and best director Oscars for "The Departed," making it clear that the Academy didn't like all of his previous movies because they were not bloody enough.

Scorsese Finally Wins II
After seven snubs, Martin Scorsese finally won the best picture and best director Oscars for "The Departed"... actually, most Americans still think he was snubbed since we all fell asleep about two hours before they finally gave out those awards.



Smarter Mice
A new study shows that lab mice got smarter after being fed a drug that strengthened brain circuits involved in learning and memory. The study had to be discontinued however, after the mice started to demand $7.15-an-hour and cigarette breaks.