Monday, February 12, 2007

Nap Research
New research shows that taking a short nap every afternoon at work helps reduce the risk for heart disease... unless you choose to take your nap with the boss's secretary.

Dolphin Patrol
The U.S. Navy is training dozens of dolphins and sea lions to detect and apprehend waterborne attackers near a base in Washington state. The Navy says training the animals is easy, the hard part is trying to find out which ones are gay.

Iranian Weapons
The U.S. continues to insist that Iranian-made and supplied weapons have led to the deaths of 170 servicemen in Iraq. The other 2,230 were killed by substandard meals supplies by Halliburton.

North Korea Deal
North Korea has tentatively agreed to close down its nuclear weapons program in exchange for energy aid. They realized that having nuclear weapons labs means nothing if you can't afford to heat the building.

Top 10 Mascots at the Arab Disney World

10) Sleeping Burka

9) Israeli Pirates of the Mediterranean

8) The Little Mullah

7) Bob the Evil West Bank Settlement Builder

6) The Mickey Mouse Club, AKA the Arab League

5) Princess Petroleum

4) Pinocchio, the Al Jazeera Correspondent

3) 101 U.N. Resolutions

2) Alice in Talibanland

1) Mustafa: The Lion Dictator


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