Prince Harry to Iraq
Britain's Prince Harry is expected to be deployed to Iraq any day now with his military unit. He's expected to be an extremely effective soldier, since he's been told the insurgents are actually tabloid photographers.

Prince Harry to Iraq II
Britain's Prince Harry is expected to be deployed to Iraq any day now with his military unit. Hopefully, he'll leave his Nazi uniform at home.



Britney Goes Bald
Britney Spears has shocked her fans once again by shaving her head. But judging by some of those scandalous tabloid pictures I saw of her recently, that's not really the part of her body that needed the shaving.

Top 5 Reasons Britney Shaved Her Head

5) Now she won't have to hold her hair back when she barfs every night

4) Had to get rid of all those fleas she got from Kevin Federline

3) It was the best way to stop getting her gum stuck in her hair every day

2) Now that her kids don't recognize her, she doesn't even have to pretend to take care of them anymore!

1) All that hair distracted her brain from thinking



Reid on Iraq
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid now says the war in Iraq is an even bigger mistake than Vietnam. But we won't really know how big a mistake the Iraq war is until Oliver Stone makes some movies about it.




Presidents Day
Monday is Presidents Day. To make sure that all Americans learn the true meaning of the holiday, President Bush is bombing the shopping malls.


Presidents Day II
Monday is Presidents Day. Democrats in Congress are marking Washington and Lincoln's birthdays by proposing a non-binding resolution against lying.