Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Bush Visit
President Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq Tuesday. It's not clear if he was there for political reasons or just to get some cheap gas.

World Cup Strategy
U.S. soccer coach Bruce Arena says he's going to use a different lineup in the team's second World Cup match this Saturday. That might work, but only if he replaces our guys with the players from the Brazilian team.

Other Match Results
France and Switzerland played to a 0-0 tie in Tuesday's World Cup action. Switzerland could have won, but it didn't want to break its vow of neutrality.

Hillary's Idea
Seeking a middle ground in the abortion debate, Senator Hillary Clinton says the nation's focus should be on preventing unwanted pregnancies... and she's willing to do her part by cutting her husband's balls off.

Kennedy Cops a Plea
Rep. Patrick Kennedy has pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated. That's opposed to the other 434 members of the House who have been charged with legislating while intoxicated.


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