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Top 5 Reasons the Georgia Bride-to-Be Got Cold Feet

5) Learned that the "marriage penalty" would shave a whopping $13.68 off her next tax refund

4) Finally realized that there's something funny about how her fiance cries during every episode of "Everwood"

3) Wanted to make one last try to screw Antonio Banderas while she was still single

2) Heard that gas was actually less than $2.75-a-gallon somewhere in New Mexico

1) Wanted to prepare her fiance for the lifetime of humiliation that most men call "marriage"