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Top 5 Signs You've Eaten Too Much Matzo

5) Pharaoh isn't the only one "not letting his people go" right now... know what I mean?

4) You need a copy of "War and Peace" for each bathroom in the house

3) When you accidentally ate the cardboard from the matzo box, you really didn't notice

2) Now you undertand how the Israelites were able to wander the desert for 40 years without one rest stop

1) Fasting on Yom Kippur is starting to look pretty good right now