Boy Scout Official Porn
A former top official at the Boy Scouts of America has been charged with downloading child pornography from the Internet. Investigators say they started to suspect something when he insisted on scheduling last year's Boy Scout Jamboree at the Neverland Ranch.

Johnnie Cochran Dead
Famed defense attorney Johnnie Cochran died yesterday at the age of 67. Doctors say the cause of death was a brain tumor, but O.J. Simpson says he won't rest until he finds the real killers.

Top 5 Things to Watch Out for if You're on a "Minuteman" Volunteer Border Patrol

5) If the illegal aliens are too fast for you to catch them at the border, you should still be able to find them a few days later at Wal-Mart

4) Try not to confuse the desperate Mexicans streaming North across the Texas border with all the desperate former Enron executives streaming South across the Texas border

3) Try to interrogate captured illegals yourself, but with the toughest cases, get some help from Lou Dobbs

2) When arresting illegal aliens, make sure you confiscate all their drugs, weapons, and gardening tools

1) Before going on duty, make sure someone is holding your place in line for the next Star Wars movie

Frat Porn
Cal State University at Chico has suspended members of a fraternity for holding a party where a hard-core sex film was made. The school is disciplining the students, not because they had the party, but because they didn't invite any professors.

Berkeley Laptop Stolen
Police in Berkeley, California are looking for the person who stole a laptop computer that contains information on everyone who applied to or attended UC-Berkeley between 1976 and 2004. The only kind of person who could possibly want that information is a Democratic Party fundraiser.

Jets Quack?
A new report shows that the team doctor for the New York Jets may not be a real doctor. This comes two months after the Jets found out they don't have a real kicker.

Falwell Sick
The Rev. Jerry Falwell is in critical condition at a Virginia hospital. Doctors insist he's suffering from viral pneumonia, but insiders say Falwell is just trying to grab some of that Terri Schiavo publicity and sympathy for himself.