Sunday, February 06, 2005

Top 5 Things Overheard at the Super Bowl

5) "Gentlemen, if we see Janet Jackson, the FCC has given us the go-ahead to shoot first and ask questions later."

4) "I don't care how many commercials you've done Mrs. McNabb, I'm not eating any more of that crappy soup!"

3) "It is the Super Bowl, coach Belichick, at least wear a CLEAN hoodie."

2) "Would you like another bong hit before you take the stage Sir McCartney?"

1) "Terrell, this is God... we need to talk!"


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