Top 5 Shocking Revelations in Jose Canseco's New Book

5) Most teams' players injected steroids... Mets injected Altoids

4) When he owned the Texas Rangers, President Bush knew about the injections... he just wouldn't allow the players to buy cheaper steroids from Canada

3) Mark McGwire's muscles were the result of steroid use... so was his goatee

2) Taking steroids includes side-effects like making you get arrested for speeding, gun possession, and letting fly balls bounce off your head.

1) Without steroids, Barry Bonds is actually Michael Jackson